Anonymous 04/28/2017 (Fri) 05:34:05 [Preview] No. 12000 [Reply]
Call this number and wish him a happy birthday 619-2147-492

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Anonymous Global volunteer 03/25/2016 (Fri) 22:08:56 [Preview] No. 3255 [Reply]
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Okay people listen up we are looking for global janitors.

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Anonymous 04/04/2017 (Tue) 19:58:59 [Preview] No. 11720 del
Please 8chan please don't interfere. This is important work to the resistance.

I know it feels like we went through an entire year in 24 hours yesterday, but it's important to stay focused on what is actionable and timely, which continues to be the AHCA vote. (I promise, tomorrow we'll follow up on Nunes and Gorsuch).

The latest midnight healthcare developments include House leadership trying to negotiate with the Freedom Caucus (who outnumber the moderates) to remove Essential Health Benefit protections. So far, the changes made to compromise with the Freedom Caucus have not been put to text, but the House looks to be barreling towards a vote without the full text publicly available or an updated CBO score.

SO. There are a lot of things you can call to warn your Congressperson about, including:

Not having a full text bill or updated CBO score

Increasing deductibles

How many people in your district will lose coverage as a result of this bill

Removing EHBs means that many plans are insurance in name only and that OOP cost caps become meaningless

Eliminating the addiction services Medicaid mandate needed to fight the opiod addiction epidemic

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Anonymous 04/10/2017 (Mon) 23:12:56 [Preview] No. 11776 del
lol nice honeypot back to browsing old forums on my old ibm

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da onion not work


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Anonymous 04/18/2017 (Tue) 02:34:25 [Preview] No. 11875 [Reply]
Nearly all of my immediate fam and "friends" are fucking satanist I've been an on and off neet since I graduated should I just joint the military to get away or bum it in another state?
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Anonymous 04/19/2017 (Wed) 21:30:58 [Preview] No. 11939 del
options aren't really available

Anonymous 04/19/2017 (Wed) 22:20:41 [Preview] No. 11940 del
The whole Obammy presidency was enabled by a Target employee. He walked in and blew away the head of the Arkansas Democrats, aka Clinton Friend, Bill Gwatney. Then suicided by cop. Anyone ask why he just snapped? Well anyway, after that, Hillary shut the fuck up. Keep researching my friends. OP, the milspecs wil be a good family, MASH itself hold much hope and is almost entirely green. Just like money and Kermit and Yoda and grass and all that shit. Green is fine you will be okay OP. Fuck Satan all to Hell, Also the French dude in the Matrix, all snarky and shit, that's the true Satan there, just a Facebook rich faggot dickhead narcissus seeing himself reflected in everyone's worst.

Anonymous 04/19/2017 (Wed) 22:22:13 [Preview] No. 11941 del
And also most Americans love puppies and sogs.

Only some chode Muslim or Jew kike needs to be killed fuck face would post that silly American douchenut throwing a puppy. In the war for animals we Americans love them far more than most other fucking cultures. You jealous fuckin cunts.

Anonymous 04/19/2017 (Wed) 22:24:47 [Preview] No. 11942 del
Speelcheck is yor friend matey. Oh suhit I forgot.

You know who hates dogs OP? Fuckin Muslims that who. That's why they can speak about "Muslim babies" it is a slave religion facade, no baby born into it can ever leave they are literally openly religious slavers at this time. And sure they are best friends with the fucking Jew as well. So yeah, Saudi and Israel orbit what? Satan? No they orbit YHWH or allah you tell me which one would be a better overloard.

Anonymous 04/27/2017 (Thu) 20:05:40 [Preview] No. 11998 del
OP here so new question now, where do i go to church I know theres quite a few churches in the area but how do I know if they're false or not. As in how do I know if the truly follow Christ as so many follow Satan but say they're still Christians

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Doom Thread Anonymous 05/20/2016 (Fri) 16:44:24 [Preview] No. 27 [Reply]
All versions, mods, tweaks, textures, pk3s and wads
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Anonymous 04/26/2017 (Wed) 19:58:17 [Preview] No. 309 del
>Is that a different mod to >>32 this pol.wad? Because this one completely fucks up.
Hmm I couldn't even move past the first stage on pol2.wad because the shreks keeps completely annihilating me so I gave up I didn't made any further testing apart from checking how Moonman mod creature behaves with the pol2.wad. I got it from here:

>Apart from that, it runs great on all the other wads I tested using freedoom. Really excellent work. And thank you for adding the fatso sprite.
Yeah no problem. I played myself several other maps today with the Moonman and freedoom iwad and I couldn't find any major issues which is a given since the freedoom wad only contains non script related asset but that is the same case for the doomX wads

Anonymous 04/27/2017 (Thu) 09:00:23 [Preview] No. 310 del
You know I still don't know the difference between pol and pol2. Either way it's the same effect. I don't think it really matters anyway, it's just one wad. It would probably be easier to just release a pol3 wad compatible with the moonman pk3. In fact, I think it would be cool to include a few levels before that of a metropolitan theme and some basic storyline, something about the NAACP. Not saying you should do that, just that it would be cool. I'd say I would, but I've never modded before so I might give it a try but no promises.

>I couldn't even move past the first stage on pol2.wad because the shreks keeps completely annihilating me
Yeah, it's not supposed to be shreks there so I don't know why that happens. It's literally impossible to get past the beginning without god mode because the shreks are too tough to kill, I think it's like 4 shotgun blasts per shrek.

Anonymous 04/27/2017 (Thu) 17:48:46 [Preview] No. 311 del
>You know I still don't know the difference between pol and pol2. Either way it's the same effect. I don't think it really matters anyway, it's just one wad.
The pol2.wad has some few more sounds file but if they were actually used I don't know.
>It would probably be easier to just release a pol3 wad compatible with the moonman pk3.
If I am ever going to do that I might as well do some minor changes like at the start for example so that it is not absurdly hard. For any additional levels hmm I need to think about it at least Slade has some map editing function since it is for me very hard to get GZDoom Builder working correctly in wine. muh 3d sectors, slade doesn't support it at all ;_; at least it does support sloped stuff so I can make some terrains I guess.
>and some basic storyline, something about the NAACP.
Like the player is a member of the NAACP who is tasked to shut down a ebvul notzi rally? I recall the player was supposed to be some sort of a shill, I dunno which type though and NAACP is probably too old for that since it doesn't exist anymore afaik but there is still the ADL and the SPLC organizations.

Anonymous 04/27/2017 (Thu) 19:59:53 [Preview] No. 312 del
I only say that because of that line that plays, "you bitch ass nigga, me and my dindus are gonna make you join the NAACP" at the end.

Are you the anon that made the metropolitan breach? If I recall, it was originally intended to be in the moonman mod.

Yeah, slade is the only real choice. Doom builder also apparently runs well in wine. Neither have the 3d display stuff though. I haven't edited levels so I don't know how much of an advantage that is.

Anonymous 04/27/2017 (Thu) 20:05:07 [Preview] No. 313 del
Not sure if this means it supports zdoom maps now?

street fighter V Anonymous 02/16/2016 (Tue) 20:11:00 [Preview] No. 4681 [Reply]
Now that SF V is out, how do you feel about this shitshow of a launch?

I bought it and with the online being completely unable to work, I've been stuck playing the single player content. Which is next to nothing.

Do you have any experiences or thoughts on it?
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feels thread Anonymous 03/18/2017 (Sat) 15:51:59 [Preview] No. 11548 [Reply]
This is the end, right? then i will confess something, i still love her, i've gotten a life, job, gf, sex, videogames, friends... but she's still missing, i was hoping that somehow when i had a normal life, the feels would go away, but they didn't, i don't give a fuck about anything right now, i want to hug her, it's horrible, like every nice thought of us being together is followed by a million sharp needles, knowing it won't ever happen, i hate it, i have to hold my tears at my job, at home, and if i ever met her again i will have to pretend that i don't love her anymore because showing any hint of it could get me in trouble, it hurts.

And to thing that i haven't been this much of a FFFFEGET for 4 or 5 years, god, i miss not being in love.

Anonymous 04/23/2017 (Sun) 19:31:12 [Preview] No. 11982 del
if dubs i make a glorious last charge

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So many feels

東方Project/Touhou Anonymous 04/27/2017 (Thu) 18:11:19 [Preview] No. 10489 [Reply]
What is Touhou?
Touhou is a series of vertical-scrolling shoot 'em up games from Japan. They're all made by a single guy named ZUN. It began all the way back in 1995 and has since given rise to a massive fanbase that produces an extremely large amount of derivative works. If you wish to learn more about Touhou, then head here:

All of the official games can be downloaded here:

Discuss 2hus here

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The wonders of foreign food Anonymous 04/23/2017 (Sun) 20:06:44 [Preview] No. 11984 [Reply]
>pee is collected from primary schools and usedan to soak flavor into a hardboiled egg.

>Stinky tofu tastes like rotten garbage.

>Chinese refuse to eat Mexican food because it's dirty, and non-Asian food abroad because it doesn't taste as good as Chow Mein in Paris.

>But their tastes aren't worse, don't be prejudiced.

Anonymous 04/24/2017 (Mon) 07:48:37 [Preview] No. 11987 del
a billion chinks can't be wrong dude

Anonymous 04/24/2017 (Mon) 21:54:49 [Preview] No. 11990 del
tofu takes on the flavor of what it is cooked with

Anonymous 04/27/2017 (Thu) 00:13:46 [Preview] No. 11994 del
>Starving Chinks have mixed garbage or shit with tofu for hundreds of years.
>They came to savour the taste.

Anonymous 04/26/2017 (Wed) 19:50:13 [Preview] No. 11993 [Reply]
Anyone else hear that Hans Rosling died?

I always liked his Don't Panic stuff. There is a great part where he shows how the whole world is progressing, except Africa. [Embed]

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Anonymous 12/13/2016 (Tue) 01:16:24 [Preview] No. 10535 [Reply]
Being intellectually superior can get lonely. Let's start a dating website and call it

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Anonymous 04/21/2017 (Fri) 18:48:24 [Preview] No. 11969 del
Spoke too soon.

Anonymous 04/22/2017 (Sat) 11:25:58 [Preview] No. 11971 del
50 PIECES OF SILVER! That's like $9 billion dollars or one house!

Protect your dicks at all cost Anonymous 04/23/2017 (Sun) 09:48:34 [Preview] No. 11978 del
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>Atheists and agnostics are more ally to be male (64%) than female (36%).
>Atheism correlates with IQ
>women are more likely to have a college education
>women have lower IQ scores
>women have smaller brains
>women don't have testosterone to calm them down, and go insane at least once a month due to the menstruation cycle which makes holding a rational thought difficult

Ergo women are stupid. As atheists we should value rationality above all; lead a brolife. Work out, stimulate your testosterone levels however you can. Avoid women, they are the devils, they will suck you into atheism+ and cuck you so hard you'll have blueballs and forget how to solve math problems. Marriage is a parasitical institution that keeps you at your wife's church and away from atheism.

Remember, if you lose your dick, you lose your testosterone which is the key to your rationality. And if your balls get cut off then you should just cut off your head too. Only your dick matters in this universe. Atheists have found the purpose of life, and it is to preserve your dick.

Anonymous 04/24/2017 (Mon) 00:48:44 [Preview] No. 11986 del
>one house
No, that's one horse! Don't tell me you've never bought a wife with 50 pieces?

Anonymous 04/25/2017 (Tue) 04:44:51 [Preview] No. 11992 del
The man with the hat has autism and several learning disabilities. In your next video are you going to make fun of infants for being babies?

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Anonymous 07/12/2016 (Tue) 07:20:39 [Preview] No. 1256 [Reply]
4chan’s /mlp/ just made an album full of horse music

Here’s the Bandcamp link for free download (if you decide to pay, all money goes to the Autism Society of America) –
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Anonymous 07/30/2016 (Sat) 23:55:26 [Preview] No. 1336 del
what does 4chan have in common with bronies?

both things should of died a long time ago but they somehow still exist.

cialis without prescription Anonymous 12/20/2016 (Tue) 07:18:50 [Preview] No. 1571 del

Anonymous 12/20/2016 (Tue) 14:32:57 [Preview] No. 1572 del
this is the worst thread on endchan mu so far

Anonymous 12/20/2016 (Tue) 14:35:31 [Preview] No. 1573 del
can*t we just ban 4chan posters and also get a moderator?

discount cialis Anonymous 04/25/2017 (Tue) 03:39:19 [Preview] No. 1676 del

Anonymous 04/24/2017 (Mon) 21:43:31 [Preview] No. 11989 [Reply]
Can you attach flacs?

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"Trans-agnostism" Anonymous 04/20/2017 (Thu) 09:41:54 [Preview] No. 11951 [Reply]
I have tried to understand why this woman passes me off, but now I think I have it. It's not because I wasted money on a thick gender studies book without substance that I won't read. It's not because she's fugly either, or writes like a SJW with autism, as she transbitches about gender entitlement while insisting the rest of the world use words she made up yesterday. No, those are surface irritants, but there's a deeper hypocrisy.

It's because she quit calling herself an atheist and identifies as "trans-agnostic." And she has a PHD in Biochemistry and Molecular Biophysics.

Her reasoning is weak.
>It's fine to offend cisscum
>but I gots to draw a line on religion. See, just because I haven't had the experiences of Christcucks that doesn't mean they'really wrong.
>if my trans feelings have validating power others can'to see, then so might their religious feelings have proved to them what I haven't seen
>the real problem in the world is "arrogant people."

Fuck you for wasting my time and money. She is not writing as a scientist, do not read her books. You are the perfect example of why I would have to be crazy to take hormones. You wrote that Testosterone numbed your emotions, but I see losing it has weakened your rationality. You decided gratification from your sexual identity mattered more, and then you sold your gifted brain for a hormones fix. That poor brain doesn't deserve the pollution you fed it, but I will accept "trans-agnostic" for the new trans-religion you're a member of.
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Anonymous 04/23/2017 (Sun) 08:52:21 [Preview] No. 11976 del
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>"...irrationally upset by or being made uncomfortable by the existence of those people who challenge or bring into question one's gender entitlement."

I can see why some people would be upset if some bitch continually challenged them and insisted they check their privileges for gender entitlement.

>"Heterosexist gender entitlement can lead to homophobia which is an expression of gender anxiety directed against those people who engage in same-sex relationships."
(I.e. Normie entitlement permits "fear of fags" which is being "IRRATIONALLY UPSET™" about homos.) I think my version is easier to read.

>"Similarly, the gender-entitled belief that all women are (or should be) feminine and men masculine-- which some have called cisgenderism--gives rise to transphobia, a gender anxiety that is directed against people who fall outside of those norms. *** I have also met some people in the transgender community who feel that identifying outside of the male/female binary is superior to, or more enlightened than identifying within it."
Your sources are special snowflakes.

>"Such people often express gender anxiety (binary-phobia?) at people who identify strong as either female or male."
Your sources are special snowflakes.

"What should be obvious by now is that all forms of gender entitlement and gender anxiety are, at their core, expressions of insecurity. After all, people who are truly comfortable with their own desires and expressions of gender and sexuality do not have any need to be bothered or concerned by dissimilar expressions and desires in others."

At least they don't write insecure books like the special snowflakes do.

Anonymous 04/23/2017 (Sun) 09:30:06 [Preview] No. 11977 del
Man, I've been thinking about banging this trans chick I met at the bar last night. Are they all this crazy though?

Anonymous 04/23/2017 (Sun) 17:29:58 [Preview] No. 11981 del
If you want to try one, do it fast before she kills herself next week.

Anonymous 04/23/2017 (Sun) 19:42:20 [Preview] No. 11983 del
haven't you read about that guy who tried a pinoy tranny but everything became regrets?

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What happened? Trying a pinoy will always lead to regrets tbh, especially the Visayan women. Filipinas are spoiled rotten, and marrying one is marrying into a large tribe where she will expect you to serve your in-laws and go to 40 birthday/weddings/funerals/baby-showers/christenings/church mixers every year while they ignore you and speak in their Spanish creole languages about the afairs and careers of old relatives you haven't heard of. Pinoys ignore their kids and let them run wild except when they're pressuring them, and so 2nd generation boys have drug addictions.

Don't race-mix with SEAs.

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Anonymous 04/23/2017 (Sun) 18:42:29 [Preview] No. 295 [Reply]
Anyone else feel like a complete retard playing Arx?

There were three points in the game when I felt utterly beaten and had to resort to a walk through.

The first locks the second - temple
Finding the rebel hideout
Final Akbaa's rock

Is Arx a game for smart gamers? Because personally, playing the game felt the dev was saying "like my game? fuck you, dumbass, I'm too smart to be wasting my time making a game for the likes of you."

Anonymous 04/23/2017 (Sun) 19:19:06 [Preview] No. 296 del
Also, I never bothered to read the manual until way after I finished the game. If you haven't started yet, read the manual first.

New Imageboard Concept in Early Planning Stages Anonymous 03/07/2017 (Tue) 02:39:26 [Preview] No. 11416 [Reply]
PROMISEDCHAN (name liable to future change)
There is a new imageboard-software concept in the works. Addressing the problem of powerful moderating positions being compromised and shitting up the board against the will of board communities and their established board culture.
(See: 8/b/, 8/pol/, etc.)
>Nothing that isn't spam or illegal is deleted, ever. You can subscribe to different moderation teams (and bots) to have the shit filtered to your liking. There would be a default moderation team for each board but the default would change if the majority changed the moderators they subscribed to.
>To keep normies from freaking the fuck out a default profile of moderation subscriptions will be applied by default, the default moderation will be decided by an impartial algorithm that takes in to account the modoration most users in a board choose, weighting the chooses by activity.

Unfortunately there is a shortage of skilled /tech/anons who are willing to assist in the planning and development of this new imageboard concept, which is holding back development.

If you're interested in assisting in the development of this new imageboard concept, please go to
If the link is broken, try checking the catalog on

Anonymous 03/07/2017 (Tue) 04:56:50 [Preview] No. 11417 del
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>Unfortunately there is a shortage of skilled /tech/anons who are willing to assist in the planning and development of this new imageboard concept, which is holding back development.

No shit fam. Sounds like a cool idea but too ambitious. Plus one of the fun points of imageboards is you can just be an asshole and piss of different sorts of new fags, tryhards or just plain old hard heads like pic related.

Anonymous 03/09/2017 (Thu) 07:06:32 [Preview] No. 11435 del
>make me an imageboard goy
do it yourself and I might use it. otherwise fuck off and die.

Anonymous 04/02/2017 (Sun) 02:54:35 [Preview] No. 11646 del
enjoy getting banned for literally no raisins

Anonymous 04/04/2017 (Tue) 06:23:48 [Preview] No. 11717 del
are you aware how many fucking chans there are? hundreds, what the fuck is wrong with here? are you just trying to be a hipster? how about just work with endchan on these ideas and they could be implemented here instead of pointlessly trying to further split the userbase

Anonymous 04/23/2017 (Sun) 16:33:42 [Preview] No. 11980 del
but this is masonchan

this fucking kike binary edition Anonymous 11/08/2016 (Tue) 14:54:16 [Preview] No. 10100 [Reply]
Rolled 6 = 6 (1d6)

shekel steal
i really need to stop doing this lol
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fuck me dubs Anonymous 11/09/2016 (Wed) 09:49:05 [Preview] No. 10134 del

Anonymous 12/10/2016 (Sat) 17:15:29 [Preview] No. 10508 del
I was gonna say that applies to about 10 people but then I realize that some it apply to me.
slightly newer, just got here from the pigsty

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Anonymous 04/22/2017 (Sat) 01:38:31 [Preview] No. 1674 [Reply]
Does any of you know this track?
I heard from a video on youtube:

But I can`t remember where is it from.

Anonymous 04/22/2017 (Sat) 01:49:27 [Preview] No. 1675 del
Nvm, I found it, it`s solar intervention from factorio`s OST.

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League of Legends Anonymous 04/21/2017 (Fri) 23:47:22 [Preview] No. 10485 [Reply]
The new ADC is the first new champ that's been fun in a long time. Her kit is like Kallista, except you have to zone with her feathers so it's not as boring. It's very gratifying to hit E and have all the feathers you threw return to their source and root whoever they touch with massive burst damage.
The way she synches up with her partner is pretty fun too.

What's with all the recent vidya characters that throw feathers though? Was there a movie on feather throwing harpies recently?

hypocrisies Anonymous 04/13/2017 (Thu) 17:12:20 [Preview] No. 11821 [Reply]
>"there are no girls on the internet"
>literally everything from gamergate to youtube monetization is thin-skinned Mean Girl Syndrome drama bullshit from all sides
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Anonymous 04/17/2017 (Mon) 14:57:34 [Preview] No. 11868 del
i got out of a friendzone by stop giving them the attention they crave so much, betas don't know that attention is a very valuable resource, and they're giving it away for free, by cutting the flow of this attention, you make her sort of "starve", which will ultimately put her on her knees, she will "miss" you, but you must NEVER become a free and safe source of attention, that's the very moment you become their pet-male, doing this usually comes at a price, that price is that she, to prove her superiority, will fuck another guy, expecting YOU to come back on your knees "pls don't fuck other guy ;^;", this will go just as she has planned if you give up at this point...

but if you don't...


she will have to face the consequences of what she has done, she will realize she was never on the high horse, she will know what she has lost, meanwhile you will see how much was destroyed, but by now, assuming you've choosed the winning path, will have acquired something she hasn't, the ability to move on

Anonymous 04/21/2017 (Fri) 00:01:08 [Preview] No. 11959 del
>"there are no girls on the internet"
>meet artfag grill
>turns out to be some mentally ill trendsgender faggot
i, for one stand by this rule to this day

Anonymous 04/21/2017 (Fri) 14:12:29 [Preview] No. 11966 del
By the word "girl" did you mean "guys in real life"?

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Pretty sure Boxxy was a drag queen as well.

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The end Anonymous 04/20/2017 (Thu) 17:14:57 [Preview] No. 11956 [Reply]
It would be cool if the world suddenly ended according to a prophesy. Life is boring, I want to see beautiful chaos before I go.

Anonymous 04/21/2017 (Fri) 14:10:50 [Preview] No. 11965 del
Settle down there grandpa, I'm not ready to die yet

Anonymous 04/21/2017 (Fri) 16:09:48 [Preview] No. 11968 del
Life is suffering. It's like being a hero in a movie, except no one understands your greatness.

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Anonymous 12/10/2016 (Sat) 00:37:27 [Preview] No. 10030 [Reply]
A jew owned corporation asks you to develop a reboot of their franchise, handing you total freedom and control over how the game is made.

What Franchise would you reboot?

How would change core gameplay, story, visuals?

I'd reboot the Jak series and scrape everything, we'll call it Jok and Doxter (name not final). Jok is now a 3D metroidvania platformer where Jok now has to explore areas to gain powerups, health upgrades, items, and weapons. This not only encourages more platforming and exploring like in the first Jak but gives players more freedom to play the way they like, while keeping what the later titles brought to the franchise.

The player can explore the open world for guns, gun mods, health upgrades, eco powers, but he doesn't have to get them at all. Much like in Metroid titles you can get power ups to help you with your gameplay or play minimally for a challenge/speedruns. About guns, the aiming system was awful in the Jak2&3, the gun autmatically pointed at the enemy; I'd change it by implementing a third person shooter system whenever a gun is used.

Story wise, remove all that bullshit about timetravel. Their planet is huge and can have all kinds of nations and empires to replace Haven City. So in the original Trilogy you could have easily transitioned time traveling into an advanced city to villagers end up in advanced expanding empire.

Other things

>Sequence Break

>Possibly changing the platforming nature of the game, The end goal is a game with difficult platforming. How I'd do this, I don't now. 3D Platformers are too easy.

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Anonymous 04/21/2017 (Fri) 14:56:04 [Preview] No. 10483 del
>What Franchise would you reboot?

>How would change core gameplay, story, visuals?
I would just go back to what made the first 3 so great. So it would be a combination of the three games. I would keep almost everything the exact same. Only thing I would probably do is speed up the running speed a little bit. Would not add sprint though.

I also would reboot Killzone, the supposed Halo killer.

I'd make it play like a mix between 2 and 3. I would lean mostly towards the grey/dark art direction of the second game although I would have some more diverse visuals to like the snowy environments in Killzone 3. I would include weapons having a secondary fire like in the first game but only for some weapons not all. I never played it but I was told that in Killzone Mercenary you can choose a loadout to use for each level in the campaign. I'd definitely go with that for my reboot of Killzone.

So mostly the above and I'd change probably other things around to here and there. I would also keep the graphics as they are for 2 and 3 while bumping it to higher quality HD and 60fps mandatory. Would also make sure the input delay is a lot better although the fps should pretty much fix that issue.

I honestly like both of these franchises. Just not all of the games in them. They are average-great console FPS games. Halo being great while Killzone ranged from average-good.

Also don't worry I got autism to.

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