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Anonymous Global volunteer 03/25/2016 (Fri) 22:08:56 [Preview] No. 3255 [Reply]
We Need You
Okay people listen up we are looking for global janitors.

We need:
>Your username on the site.
>The times you're available (please include time zone).
>What will make you a good janitor.

Email your application at [email protected]

EDIT: to update email
Edited last time by odilitime on 09/02/2016 (Fri) 06:48:15.
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Anonymous 11/06/2016 (Sun) 14:59:20 [Preview] No. 10069 del
Done. Make sure to check your e-mail.

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Anonymous 12/21/2016 (Wed) 22:05:41 [Preview] No. 10742 del
if you notice this notice you will notice that this notice is not worth noticing

Anonymous 12/21/2016 (Wed) 22:12:52 [Preview] No. 10744 del
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Anonymous 12/19/2016 (Mon) 18:20:04 [Preview] No. 10679 [Reply]
RAIDing upcoming


Anonymous 01/17/2017 (Tue) 03:41:55 [Preview] No. 10963 del
Raid me, faggot.


No, seriously though, please join.

Anonymous 05/28/2016 (Sat) 18:53:02 [Preview] No. 6519 [Reply]
webm thread?
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Anonymous 01/06/2017 (Fri) 13:28:31 [Preview] No. 10940 del
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Anonymous 01/11/2017 (Wed) 02:14:45 [Preview] No. 10947 del
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Anonymous 01/11/2017 (Wed) 08:02:23 [Preview] No. 10948 del
bretty gud
I don't know why after all the years on the internet intentionally looking for fucked up shit this is something I really couldn't make it more than 30 seconds into.

Anonymous 01/16/2017 (Mon) 06:56:34 [Preview] No. 10962 del

Anonymous 01/16/2017 (Mon) 01:20:36 [Preview] No. 10961 [Reply]
Sup /b/, there's a pornstar's kik that I found.

Her kik is aleksapal

Her porn name was Nicole Ray

Have fun

Anonymous 12/24/2016 (Sat) 20:46:48 [Preview] No. 10775 [Reply]
Join the Christmas group-chat, /b/. We are gonna flame some niggers & SJWs. Be sure to bump this thread, we already have 60 people there. See you later!
>Https://m.me/g/AbZODPK-s15FgxNB (chat link)

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Anonymous 01/14/2017 (Sat) 19:19:58 [Preview] No. 10957 del
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Anonymous 01/14/2017 (Sat) 19:20:39 [Preview] No. 10958 del
I wonder if this thread is dead and I won't get in.

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Anonymous 01/15/2017 (Sun) 05:21:43 [Preview] No. 10960 del
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oh shit it worked

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How do I know for sure that my sister wants to fuck me? Anonymous 12/07/2016 (Wed) 21:56:42 [Preview] No. 10459 [Reply]
I've been wanting to fuck her for awhile and I'm almost 100% sure she wants the same but not completely sure. I might be taking normal things as signs that she wants to fuck me and I could be misunderstanding. I'll give examples of stuff she's done

One time I was in my room studying Latin (yes, Latin) while my parents were gone and she asked me if I wanted to come into the kitchen to do my Latin, and she was wearing a bit more of a revealing shirt than she usually does which really outlined her tits. Not realizing what she couldve been doing, I said no because I wanted to play Halo and when I said no she sounded really disappointed .

She has made multiple possible sexual references when she talked to me but were very subtle such as when I say "I'm hungry" and for seemingly no reason she says something like "Really now?"

The other day while my parents were gone I was in the living room waiting while suddenly for no reason at all she just stops studying to watch a mechanical little Christmas play we have on our buffet which she never watches. She rested her head and her really nice ass was pointed out and she was moving kinda lewdly. Not sure what to do I kept eating (Btw, she never, ever randomly stops studying and when she does she never just watches random stuff). Suddenly my parents came home and once she heard the door and stood up straight as if she was only watching the play.

I posted about part of this on 8chin a few months ago but like a cuck I did nothing. If I am 100000% sure she wants to fuck me I will act on it and I could possibly be having "hot incestious sex tonight" and many other nights ahead of me. What do you guys think?
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Anonymous 12/19/2016 (Mon) 05:04:52 [Preview] No. 10655 del
Try answering her signs when she does some next time.

Anonymous 12/19/2016 (Mon) 05:37:02 [Preview] No. 10656 del
This, then make sure to post a picture of her body on /b/ while telling us how it felt to fuck her.

Anonymous 12/19/2016 (Mon) 06:17:45 [Preview] No. 10661 del
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JC! Paul, yea, you gonna explain to me y dafuq u left my HIDDEN terminal open at the apt w/ all your shit everywhere? wtf is vore ne way holy shit it's just everywhere you have goddamn nano augs nigger y dafuq u installin yahoo toolbar fam? u lucky they activated mah kill switch nigga or i'd kill ya whole family nigger church.

Anonymous 01/12/2017 (Thu) 20:45:38 [Preview] No. 10954 del
This is /b/, not /pol/ nigger.

Anonymous 12/03/2016 (Sat) 07:11:36 [Preview] No. 10393 [Reply]
Gaaaysss what imageboards you usually visit aside from this place??
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Anonymous 12/27/2016 (Tue) 01:49:03 [Preview] No. 10838 del
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I still lurk a few of the more obscure and less cancerous boards on 8chan on occasion.

WTF happened to Hothweels, guys? Is he really kill?

Anonymous 12/27/2016 (Tue) 04:55:58 [Preview] No. 10839 del
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Anonymous 12/27/2016 (Tue) 04:57:35 [Preview] No. 10840 del
Jim and Codemonkey ass raped him, sacrificed him and fed him to the pigs

t. masonnigger

Anonymous 01/12/2017 (Thu) 03:03:09 [Preview] No. 10953 del
I usually just go here or uboachan now. Once and a while I'll pay 8chan a visit.

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#OpAnimalCruelty Anonymous 09/23/2016 (Fri) 03:25:57 [Preview] No. 9345 [Reply]

We are Anonymous.

And some of us are currently designing, organizing and starting a new Worldwide Operation.
The Operation is:



The Modern Animal Farming and Exploitation Industries and Businesses are now know to be the greatest agents of environmental destruction in the world.

Message too long. Click here to view full text.

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Anonymous 10/27/2016 (Thu) 22:59:51 [Preview] No. 9925 del
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Its that easy the newfags will always fall for it.

Anonymous 12/31/2016 (Sat) 21:50:15 [Preview] No. 10869 del
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Cancer nigger penis

Anonymous 12/31/2016 (Sat) 21:55:01 [Preview] No. 10870 del
With each word I read my dick grows harder

Anonymous 01/12/2017 (Thu) 02:59:09 [Preview] No. 10952 del
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Just leave this place dammit, this is our last sanctuary.

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Anonymous 12/19/2016 (Mon) 04:19:44 [Preview] No. 10654 [Reply]
My goal is to become exactly like Ron Swanson. How do I accomplish this?

Anonymous 12/19/2016 (Mon) 05:55:41 [Preview] No. 10658 del
ironically it would be to stop emulating a television character son. Although if you're that big of a fan of parks and rec you'd know the pyramid thing he did that they showed once. It's based off of John Wooden's, late great UCLA basketball coach.

Anonymous 01/09/2017 (Mon) 00:36:32 [Preview] No. 10941 del
Step one. Be a man who wouldn't lower himself to ask advice from strangers on the internet.

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Anonymous 10/23/2016 (Sun) 07:43:46 [Preview] No. 9822 [Reply]
Save this picture!
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Anonymous 01/01/2017 (Sun) 21:21:37 [Preview] No. 10899 del
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Sometimes I'll stick whole grapefruits up my anus with no pain. At this point I can be confident that I have a much stretchier asshole than most men.

Anonymous 01/01/2017 (Sun) 21:23:13 [Preview] No. 10900 del
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Why isn't the sea of dicks the biggest thing on there?

Anonymous 01/04/2017 (Wed) 17:31:46 [Preview] No. 10918 del
too outdated

Anonymous 01/05/2017 (Thu) 20:51:26 [Preview] No. 10937 del
>Thanks for the map, OP
>Far right, timeline of websites


Anonymous 01/10/2017 (Tue) 23:06:22 [Preview] No. 10945 del
Why don't red currents always come from warm equatorial areas? Cold currents at top should be blue. I don't see where the water comes from some of the currents starting in the East.